“IT’S COLDER THAN A WITCH’S TIT OUT HERE”
They are saying that “the whole lot is larger in Texas” – I assume that features the severity of their winter climate… proper?
As a Midwesterner who has lived by means of a long time of below-zero winters, it’s tempting (and truthfully enjoyable) to make enjoyable of Texans for not with the ability to deal with their sh*t when the climate will get chilly.
HOWEVER, that is past widespread sense: Texas’ infrastructure was actually NOT constructed for this and – because of this – has left hundreds of thousands with out energy, warmth, water, OR a option to flee to hotter shelter. What’s (nearly) worse: This uncommon climate has exposed how outdated Texas’ power grid is (which may depart Texans with intermittent energy for the subsequent MONTH) and has served as a ✨harsh✨ reminder that World Warming is actual, ignoring it isn’t going to make ~magically~ it go away, AND if we don’t do one thing about it, we will anticipate extra (and even worse) climate like this. Enjoyable!
DESPITE ALL OF THIS: People are extremely adaptive, and these 17 TikToks show Texans try (and succeeding) at making one of the best of this extreme climate scenario:
The climate could also be chilly, however these Texan hearts are heat:
Even the modern applied sciences of Elon Musk couldn’t outsmart Mom Nature
Elon Musk has been actual quiet ever since this video got here out…
Texans could lack winter climate data, however you realize what they don’t lack? Creativity.
… however circling again to the truth that Texans lack winter climate data – PLEASE TEXAS STOP DOING THIS.
THIS CAN (AND WILL) BREAK YOUR WINDSHIELD AND YOUR CAR INSURANCE (and all of your Northerner mates) WILL LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED.
“When life provides you lemons, make lemonade.” So when freezing temperatures kills your energy… use an influence drill to make breakfast?
Breakfast of chilly climate champions.
THE COPS CAN’T HANDLE THIS- HAHAHAHA
Historical past has proven the police are undertrained to deal with lots of issues, and now we will add “winter climate” to that listing. Possibly this video would be the factor that will get police coaching prolonged to greater than six months. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Even when this isn’t typical Texas climate – Texas continues to be Texas.
Is that this a video of somebody deicing their windshield with a Whataburger order quantity? It certain is!
Resulting from capitalism, many Texans nonetheless gotta work, they usually’re doing their finest to make it ✨work✨
Capitalism is silly, however folks’s resilience (and humor) just isn’t.
Usually snow days are nightmares for adults however a dream come true for teenagers. HOWEVER – for the reason that snowstorm has precipitated indefinite energy outages, it has grow to be a nightmare for everybody!
hey nOW, hEy nOw, thIS Is WhAT dREaMS ARe mAdE Of
Btw, y’all discover how Texas couldn’t be bothered to close down for COVID, however was instantly shut down for this extreme climate? Bizarre how that works…
*Screams in contradictions
Days with no warmth + non-insulated houses + days of below-freezing temps = EVERYTHING INSIDE AND OUTSIDE FREEZES
THE FISHIES DESERVED BETTER
To preserve vitality, Texas electrical grid operators have launched rotating blackouts, however there’s one thing sus about which neighborhoods are (and aren’t) experiencing these blackouts…
The complete white (wealthy) aspect of Austin has energy besides the blacks & Hispanics!The town isn’t doing something to assist US!!Cease shifting to Austin! #fyp
*Racism has entered the chat
Btw, it’s hotter in Alaska than it’s in Texas. Let that sink in…
That is in all probability the primary time Alaska has been capable of brag about something.
To forestall pipes from freezing, native governments have requested Texans to drip their taps, BUT EVEN THAT IS BACKFIRING.
THIS IS NOT RESPECTING THE DRIP KAREN
The chilly climate got here so all of the sudden folks SCRAMBLED for meals
This has main early-pandemic vibes. I hate it.
And has precipitated hazardous driving circumstances
If you’ll be able to keep dwelling, STAY HOME.
But when Texans can survive Hurricanes, Tornados, and simply… Texas life basically… they will survive this. We consider in you Texas.
So after watching all of this, you
ought to in all probability are questioning: “how can I assist!?”
The next Venmos are accepting donations to assist ailing Texans battling no warmth: @feedthepeopledallas (Dallas), @mutalaidhou (Houston), @austinmutualaidhotels (Austin), and @pmgmutualaid (San Antonio).
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