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Rat Bastard Ted Cruz Continues To Be A Rat Bastard

by Sloane Hughes
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Bravo, Senator, you’ve actually outdone your self this time

As if a world pandemic wasn’t sufficient, a polar vortex has swept a lot of the continental US, bringing with it harmful icy circumstances and report breaking chilly. Though Texas Senator and frumpy off-brand Wolverine Ted Cruz laughed at the California wildfires and the way they impacted the state’s energy grid simply seven months in the past, in a turning of the tables no person wished no matter how you are feeling about him, Texas’ impartial energy grid run on all of the fossil fuels and not one of the regulation that Ted Cruz boasted would by no means fail, has failed. Massively.

Over three million Texans have been with out energy for days, no warmth, no operating water, pipes freezing and bursting, naked grocery retailer cabinets. Don’t fear although, king rat fucker Ted Cruz discovered the proper answer to beat the chilly! Going to Cancun!

Oh, I’m sorry, did you suppose I meant he discovered an answer to assist his constituents? Ha! What an thought.

After being caught in extremely HD and rightfully chewed the hell out by a whole bunch of hundreds of individuals on-line (proof that bullying works), this slug in human type booked a return flight from Cancun the next day and launched a press release claiming that he wasn’t going to keep in Mexico, he was merely dropping his daughters off there as a result of he wished to be a very good dad.

He simply occurred to additionally pack a full suitcase and a seashore tote to escort his children on a 2.5 hour flight after which come proper again.

You already know, as one does.

Coming again to the completely organic, farm fresh bullshit statement he launched, his plan to attempt to cowl his personal ass was actually blaming his daughters. I’m not a mum or dad, however I’m constructive that throwing your youngsters below the bus if you royally fuck up isn’t within the information guide. Are we certain Ted Cruz isn’t truly only a human pores and skin go well with stuffed filled with bugs? Is he a goblin that was ripped from the pages of an previous European storybook meant to scare youngsters? Whereas we could by no means know for certain the way it’s doable for a person to outlive with a spine made solely of soppy, room temperature butter, it’s secure to imagine that an precise stick of butter would make for a greater Senator than Ted Cruz.

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